Saturday, 14 March 2009

GaGa makes playful fashion statement...

I couldn't help but notice distinct similarities between Lady GaGa's latest fashion forward ensemble and that of a squidgy mesh ball !! The random toy is a spitting image of the odd choice of outfit, producing bubbly nodules all over the place.

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Chanel Inspiration...?

I don't know about you, but as I was flicking through the looks from Chanel's Paris show and the head wear made me reminisce about a well known screen star. I had no idea that Karl was taking notes from Disney Films now. What has the world come to? Don't worry, I'm not talking about Lady and The Tramp. I'm talking about Mary Poppins!

There is just a hint of the magical can-do nanny in these hats. See what I mean? (Perhaps minus the odd plastic daisy and soot smudged cheek)

What a difference a few inches can make...

Katie Holmes couldn't look any better, seen here at the Japanese premiere of Valkyrie. These flowing extensions have done magcial wonders for her face. The crop made her look drab and lifeless, putting far too much focus on her angular jaw. She's now fake but fabulous. Run to your local hair provider now, and glue, weave and clip as fast as the strands will let you..... bobs are out babes.

The Spooky and Kooky McQueen Paris Show

For some unknown reason, as i gazed in awe at these freaky ensembles, the Addams Family theme tune just popped in to my head. Do you see where I'm coming from?

Now , sing it with me...

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The McQueen Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The McQueen Family.

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The McQueen Family.

The designs will no doubt cause a stir but for all the right reasons. It's decadence and fantasy, meets futuristic ghouls. The sculptured quality of the pieces will inevitable filter down to the high street, as will a new love for dog tooth patterns. Not sure about the over sized lips.....maybe Pete Burns was guest make-up artist that day ?

Tuesday, 3 March 2009


Whips and corsets and fishnets, OH MY!!

Take a look at Brit's latest costume designs for her sell out tour. The outfits, designed by Canadian brothers Dean and Dan Caten of Dsquared, are set to sizzle and dazzle Brit's bod to its best ability. It just screams Cher circa '88. We're talking over sized headdresses and sequins, sequins, sequins. LOVE IT.

Did not see this coming....

'Apparently, there is more to life than celebrities'. You wouldn't think this is an odd sentence except it's come straight out of the gossiping horse's mouth. The one, the only, the God of celebrity itself, Heat Magazine.

Now don't worry, Heat haven't gone all moral and gaga on us. They've merely mutated their innovative humour and knack for crap in to an all singing, all dancing, mini Heat love child. The best part, celebrities don't rule the roost. The mag is said to contain random bits of hilarious fandangle. Don't get it? Nah, I'm not sure either. But I'm definitely intrigued.

Julian Linley, Editor of Heat explains,

“heatworld magazine will be unlike anything else on UK newsstands. The idea came from us realising that the daft and the downright hilarious stuff we find ourselves obsessing about in the office aren't ALWAYS to do with celebrities. Who knew? There's nothing more valuable to our audience than laughing out loud."

Go grab the mag and check it our for yourself, it's already attached to your beloved heat anyways. All over the country I can hear Celebs crying in to their satin pillows and monogrammed towels. It seems they are no longer wanted anymore.

Lets hope this sends them in to a frenzy of publicity stunts. Can't. Wait.

Monday, 2 March 2009

Jen at Marley & Me London Premiere

Jen braves the London weather in a floaty frock for her latest appearance on the red carpet. It's so refreshing to see her in something that isn't a LBD or a pant suit. I don't doubt that many will look at this dress, give out a big sigh and mildy grumble 'booorrriiing' under their breath but the silhouette is classic and hugs her figure ferociously.
Some may call this gown dull but the midnight grey is right on the money, with blue and gray tones making a fierce appearance at this years Oscars.

Gorgeous gown aside, there is just something about THAT hair. I'm just begging to see her in an up do, even a bit of a wave? Anything will help that sad limp barnet. I send out an emergency alert to GHD. Hunt down Jen and bombard her with products. It is your duty.

It's Britney Bitch.....

With less than 24 hours until Britney kicks off her new tour, the media wheel is already spinning as Miss Spears leaks her own set list.
I wish I had tickets because if this rehearsal video is anything to go by, it's going to be quite a show. Her outfits look fierce and the set explosive. To all those lucky people out there, you're in for quite a treat!!

Here is the set list:


Perez/Parade Intro
Circus (Funky Remix)
Piece of Me
Thunderstorm Segue

HOUSE OF FUN (Anything Goes)

Martial Arts Segue
Ooh Ooh Baby/Hot as Ice
If U Seek Amy
Me Against the Music (Bollywood)


Everybody's Looking for Something Segue
Get Naked
Britney's Hotline
Breathe on Me/Touch of My Hand


Break the Ice Segue
Do Something
Dancer Solo Segue/Heartbeat Segue
Baby One More Time (Remix)


Womanizer (Extended Remix)
Circus Reprise: The Bow

Plenty of Bounty.......

Some bright spark has decided to shell out on £8m to change the name of the well known kitchen towel brand. But do not fear, cross dressing Brenda and Audrey are still wiping away those darn table top messes with just as much tranny might as before.